*Pen - Black ink 5 Count (Pack of 1) Offensive Office Pens

Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 

5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it. 

Phrases include: 

• That's Not My Job
• Per My Last Email
• I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
• This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
• Oh, For Fucks Sake